I am a bit old, a bit beige, often confused and slightly manic.

This is my blog.

I am a writer/journalist/proof reader and general wordy type. I’m currently a struggling creative in a corporate world and am regularly referred to as a square peg in a round hole (fattists).

I write about daily life things, my opinions on newsy things and general what-is-the-meaning-of-life things.

I like to swear, I love hyphens (and brackets), I like pictures of inanimate objects/hapless animals wearing glasses and I really really like ginger ale with vodka.

I am also unhealthily obsessed with my left eyebrow as it has been rudely invaded by grey hairs. Not both eyebrows. Just the left eyebrow. See why I’m troubled?